Mar 13, 2011

9 Perkataan Perempuan Cakap yang Lelaki Tak Faham




1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ – that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, “F– YOU!”

8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.

3 Comments:

At Mar 13, 2011, 5:36:00 PM , Anonymous antudegil said...

nice article ni. sangat nice!

 
At Mar 13, 2011, 5:45:00 PM , Blogger Piah Becok said...

hahahaaha... funny. tapi betul gak.. tapi, pempuan memang kene cakap direct la lepas ni. macm tak matured lak rase bile bace point2 tak atas ni..

 
At Mar 13, 2011, 6:11:00 PM , Blogger Nava.K said...

great points, agreed on some esp the point 9.

 

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